What's the story morning glory?
I'm only vaguely occult and I never use the cats. And I really like Hawkeye.

brainstatic:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

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maegoesfullfandom:

His face in the last one, OMG. It’s like you can FEEL the pain just by looking at him.

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"Achieving success later on in life is probably the greatest gift I could have been given, to have been recognized for what I was recognized for. That’s where luck played a huge role in my career, and I’m very thankful and blessed for that."

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katiekatebishops:

I used to be afraid of losing my memory.

    What I wouldn’t give to forget a thing or two now.

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it turns out i did reblog something that looks like a banana dong that nanny ogg would laugh heartily about then eat in a lascivious way while drinking a pint of brandy 

then sing something even worse than the hedgehog can never be buggered

however i don’t think my overly involved tags about discworld characters and suspect 60s recipes counts

i might have posts about the hilarious mystical uses of herbs and spices though

quick did i ever write a long involved post abt vegetables