What's the story morning glory?

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that guy is pissing his pants over that smile this kind of fear is what i aspire to inspire

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basically all people playing inquisition should have played origins and da 2 with the intent of traumatizing cullen the most

so he will be the straightest whitest most generic dude with the most overdone traumatic backstory that it can only be a joke

Filed under fridged not even girlfriend tortured by demons for possibly months or in my case like almost a year fuck the fade then mage hawke comes and sides with the mages and anders anders's all over the place and they run off into the sunset with the backdrop of a ruined city behind them and sebastian going I'LL GET YOU da:o da 2

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but rly cullen

he is rly the only templar i feel bad for

well and ser thrask who was wow the circle is fucking terrible im not sending my daughter there

Filed under iirc if u play a lady possibly human mage he is ridic crushing on u which makes all other origins worse bc that means that mage might have died going thru herwhatsist or got brainwashed by blood mages in front of him or eaten by demons or helped break that dude out and got dragged to mage jail bc poor life decisions so unless a lady mage warden shows up in front of him he's an extra extra traumatised late twenties dude with a serious drug habit in a cult in da 2 like what led him to that path when did he wake up as a kid and go yes im gonna forgo all the normal fun shit of having a family and be tied forever to the chantry and be addicted to raw magic until it actually literally makes me go crazy they don't work to keep u except the whole addiction to lyrium thing templars are shitty BUT THE CHANTRY blow up all the chantries

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il i feel bad about yelling at carver in da 2 

but like he does not enjoy it when i am nice to him

& i am incapable of killing him bc he is my brother :c and also not leaving him to be a templar


like i h8 templars and i h8 carver but im not having hawke’s bb brother getting addicted to lyrium and having to have to listen to knight-captain cullen for several years 

its bad enough im gonna have to listen to cullen in the next game, esp w/ my da 2 life choices

Filed under i feel bad for cullen in a way i mean he was tortured by blood mages and demons for an unspecified amount of time and then gregoire was well ur like a little u know well um and was yeah how about kirkwall which just basically makes everyone into paranoid wackadoos cullen ur life has sucked since right before the blight im sorry templars are not gr8 to begin with and then there is cullen our generic straight white dude with a tragic backstory dragon age

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Louisa May Alcott wrote Little Women for the money. And it made her miserable.

As a young writer, Alcott concentrated on lurid pulp stories of revenge, murder, and adultery–“blood and thunder” literature, as she called i–and enjoyed writing very much. She was in her mid 30s when an editor suggested she try writing a book for girls. Alcott wasn’t very interested, but her father was a complete moron with money and had left the family in terrible financial trouble. Alcott wrote Little Women in hopes of some decent sales and a little breathing room and got way more than she asked for. The money in sequels was too good to turn down (and her father didn’t get any smarter with a dime), but Alcott hated writing what she called “moral pap for the young” and longed to return to the smut and violence of her early endeavors.
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Books and Authors You Had to Read in High School (via bookriot)

Please don’t let this be my future.

I want to make money on my porn.

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Filed under see i knew she killed beth out of sheer despondent anger

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even the colors i mean rly
the only fun thing abt bing is this shit
i think i have a shari’s berries gift card around my inbox actually

even the colors i mean rly

the only fun thing abt bing is this shit

i think i have a shari’s berries gift card around my inbox actually